Tutu Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Are you nuts wearing a tutu?! You know that's Gordon's signature look!'

Oops

'...I really wish you would of told me you wanted to be a ballerina before we got married.'

Little ballerina.

'A couple of things have come up that we need to dance around.'

Odette from Swan Lake

"States of tofu"

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Lady about man in tutu: 'Herb is determined to age gracefully.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"Waiter, I'd like to have Black Rhino for dessert!"

'Wait a second! This fish is made out of TOFU!'

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

"And your tofu, would you like food with that?"

"More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu."

"Yeah sure, I can erase all the silly videos of you that your master has posted on the internet. It's my most popular service..."

'Reinventing myself.'

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

Vegan Insomnia

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

Woolly tofu.

Henry VIII

"All I have is tofu."

'More versatile than you think - the building is made of tofu.'

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

Guide dog reading paper to blind man.

"She's taking a lot of affection pressure off you."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'