Toddler Tuner Gifts

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"He's such a fussy eater."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"Oh he also likes Wagner's 'Flight Of The Valkyries' played whenever he enters a room."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

'Ta dum deedee dum -- DUM -- Bloop -- Fsst, tra la,,,'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

'He's not potty trained yet but he defragged the computer.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Musical Prodigy

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Notice how he likes his personal computer almost as well as his security blanket.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

A child running around the block

"It's my baby sister's. She leaked when we got her, and we've been trying to fix her ever since."

Baby on ultrasound scan gazes at mobile phone

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Straightening up.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

Predatory Pianos.