Toddler Champion Gifts

'I got it for potty training.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Cot Escape.

Toddler restaurants

'Do these come in blue?'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

A dolls house with a working chimney.

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

How's my walking?

"It's my baby sister's. She leaked when we got her, and we've been trying to fix her ever since."

A child running around the block

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'

'Ooh look, the tweenies have just turned into footballers!'

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."