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'I got it for potty training.'

Swan Fairy Tales

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Don't be surprised --- They always start out as quadrupeds.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

Cot Escape.

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

Toddler restaurants

'Do these come in blue?'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"Today is my second birthday and I wanted to let you know that I intend to take full advantage of my terrible twos!"

'Jennifer's playing with my imaginary friend and she won't let me play with him.'

A dolls house with a working chimney.

Teddy sweeping up zzz

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

"This is your portfolio. Fill it."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

How's my walking?

'He's at that age, he knows the names of all of them.'

'Ooh look, the tweenies have just turned into footballers!'

"I haven't had the heart to tell him vaudeville's dead."

"It's my baby sister's. She leaked when we got her, and we've been trying to fix her ever since."

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."