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'Try cutting down on his cling peaches.'

'The child is very illogical'

Fitness Programme for babies

A Tit for Tat.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Honey, what's wrong?! Why are you crying?'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Mother racing to work for a company with day care and a health club.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

Muy mum rocks.

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Where would young families be without grandparents as unpaid childminders?"

"GP or chemist? To be on the safe side let's go to A and E."

'When the bough broke, did the daycare center's insurance rates go up?'

"Being a mum is a full-time job."

'I haven't been campaigning for a creche all these years for nothing - you're going!'

Skateboard Olympics.

Mind them while I go shopping and I'll give you 50 bucks extra!

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

"Before we begin the hymn of thanksgiving, I'd like each of you mothers to take a moment to count her little blessings."

"She seems nice. A little clingy... but nice."

'Did Dr. Spock ever write anything about how to handle PARENTS?'

Boy skating on lake, classmates giving scores.

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'You like that? Okay, ONE MORE TIME! The wheels on the bus go round and round!...'

"Today we practiced counting to five, and the teacher practiced counting to ten."

Little schoolboy enjoys picking his nose.

"Brad? This is your congressman. Get Mommy on the phone, please."

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