Tmi Lover Gifts

Too much information: 'I havent changed my underpants for three days.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

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DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

Louis Pasteur

As Seen On TV

The Art of Bantering!

"I feel like I'm persecting."

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"It's improv night."

At this time I'd like to thank the man or woman who invented the parasol. Without it, an indoor rain shower might dilute this Mai Tai, hindering my ability to get my full Don Ho groove on.

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."

Mime supplies.

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

I love Clarinet