Tmi Lover Pillows

Too much information: 'I havent changed my underpants for three days.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

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"The after-dinner mint is the boss's idea. I think it's superfluous."

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Monday is too far from Friday. Yet Friday is too close to Monday."

'Any ideas on motive?' 'Only one, Chief.'

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Mime marriage.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

"I feel like I'm persecting."

As Seen On TV

Louis Pasteur

The Art of Bantering!

'He's got a lot of talent and everything, but I just don't think he's cut out for talk radio.'

"It's improv night."

'You're under arrest for pretending to beat up a mime'

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'Say, Dad - this story is the same as last night's story.'

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

'And so, as it loses yet another two cent per share in the final quarter, our once proud corporation sinks slowly into the red.'

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

"Blueberry muffins. My wife made them."

I love Clarinet

"I wasn't kidding when I said my first movie, Aztec Warriors of the Moon, made a mint -- here it is."