Mime Lovers Pillows

'We have ways of making you talk!'

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Extreme miming"

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

"I told you. . . use your inside miming."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

The Modern Novel.

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

Uncle Donnie

"This is a company which is going places...."

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

"Tinnitus?"

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Mime Baby

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

The Ten Really Cool Facts

"I can't really tell you the future but I'll tell you what's trending on Twitter."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."