Title Ponderer Gifts

"Highness. Majesty. Sovereign. Liege. Monarch. I think I like sovereign best."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Today we'll examine that age old question of robot accomplishment: programming or processor?"

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Mega Studios. Ideas for new movies dept. Stop goofing off and watch some television!

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

'It's not working because it claims it can think and has decided not to.'

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Robot Attack in Bath

"Well I think the Real question is..."

He's very disciplined about his writing, three hours staring at a blank screen every morning and five in the afternoon.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I've changed the company's name, Edith. Ours, of course, will remain the same."

Ode to Nature.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'I have problems following my wife's plot lines.'

"This is a selection from my novel about a writers' group that has one real writer and five wanna-be b*****s."

"They're some kind of robot, perhaps artificially intelligent."

"I want my job back."

'I have a case of...oh, heck. What's that called?'

"Don't ask me. I don't know what 'my country 'tis of thee' means, either."

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

"And so on and so forth..."