Timekeepers Who Need A Laugh Gifts

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

Outstanding Time Management

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

Biological alarm clock!

Visiting 'friends'.

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Almost Your Time.

Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

'Cuckoo!' (Silent Cuckoo in Monastery).

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

Time Scales

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundials showing different timnezones.

Today is a timer: yesterday becomes tomorrow.

I'll give you five minutes.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

"Don't worry, it's just my body clock."

Football Time