Timekeepers Who Need A Laugh Pillows

"Man...and...wife...GO!!!"

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Outstanding Time Management

Of COURSE I hate to rush around all the time! But I do it so I won't have to hurry later!

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

Biological alarm clock!

Visiting 'friends'.

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"The time is now 7:42 - and if you can hang on for half a sec, I'll witch you over to Phil with the weather."

"We just don't seem to make time for one another these days."

"Your ten o'clock is here."

Office ready to leave at 5 o'clock.

Almost Your Time.

"I can't waste valuable police resources by telling you the time! We're undermanned as it is!"

"He always times '60 minutes.'"

'Tortoise fanciers dinner 6:30pm for 10pm'

'Come on, hurry up and decide - Time is money.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

"I've discovered a timing device on my wall."

'No, I've got the same time as you. This thing must be running slow.'

Time Scales

"You keep impeccable time."

Sundials showing different timnezones.

Today is a timer: yesterday becomes tomorrow.

"Don't worry, it's just my body clock."

I'll give you five minutes.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

Football Time