Time-traveling Humorists Gifts

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Physician tending a mummy.

Sundial Time

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

'One carry-on!'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Newton discovers surrealism

Jurassic Ark

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

First Speeding Fine.

Business acquaintances on holiday

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Lie detector, "It's a goddam liar bird all right."