Time Travel Humorists Gifts

Hello Mr. Babcock, this is 1983 calling.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Physician tending a mummy.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

The Uber Ride of Paul Revere

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'One carry-on!'

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

Newton discovers surrealism

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Why he always make pictures of him food?

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

First Speeding Fine.

Business acquaintances on holiday

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"

Jurassic Ark