'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'
Time Traveler Humor Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky spirit of a time traveler? Our collection features funny and clever items that playfully explore the concept of to-and-fro through history and into the future—perfect for those who enjoy a creative, humorous take on their love of time. Whether they’re a seasoned explorer of eras or just love a good joke about the space-time continuum, you'll find the ideal amusing gift here.
'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'
Caveman Dictionaries
Busy, Hargreaves?
"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"
"Daddy likes to be really... really early for flights."
"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."
'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'
"Meet the scribe"
Historical memory is on life support.
Transylvanian backpackers.
If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."
The Missing Sock Returns
"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"
'That's about it so far, Son.'
"We're following Carrot Top."
Second hand furniture.
E=mc2.
Pinocchio's Second Realization
'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'
"Early model of baggage claim"
Time for vacation, time for work.
Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.
Sundial Time
"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"
"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"
"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."
"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."
Danger Slow Sand.
"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."
'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''
"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"
"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."
'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'
'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'
Time Traveler Humor Gifts Collection
Time Traveler Humor Mugs
Discover more hilarious time traveler mugs that combine clever wit with playful designs, perfect for brightening their mornings.
Time Traveler Humor Pillows
Add some humor to their home decor with pillows featuring funny and clever takes on the adventures of time travel enthusiasts.
Time Traveler Humor Prints
Find humorous and creative prints that playfully depict the adventures and mishaps of a time traveler—ideal for decorating any fun-loving space.
Time Traveler Humor T-Shirts
Explore our collection of witty time travel t-shirts, packed with clever quotes and fun graphics for those who love to joke about jumping through eras.