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'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Caveman Dictionaries

Busy, Hargreaves?

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"Daddy likes to be really... really early for flights."

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Second hand furniture.

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Sundial Time

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

Danger Slow Sand.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

'When I met him he was all bright and shiny - now he's a rust bucket.'

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"I don't know who you are!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"