World Traveler Humor T-Shirts

'If the company is sending my job overseas, I'd like to go with it.'

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Airport Security.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Limerick Airport

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Steve found himself on his travels.

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Holiday Luggage

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

Traffic Sign

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

'Well? How was the flight?'

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

At the airport.

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.