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'If the company is sending my job overseas, I'd like to go with it.'

Carefree luggage.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Airport Security.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

Limerick Airport

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Steve found himself on his travels.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Yep, another set of incisors that are too sharp for security regulations. You'll need to wear a muzzle during the flight, ma'am.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Holiday Luggage

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Traffic Sign

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

'Well? How was the flight?'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Excess Baggage: Never let your wife pack for your business trip while she is mad at you.

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

At the airport.

"In my defense it is an exit and the line was really long..."

"Attention. This is your captain screaming!"