Time Traveler Humor Lover Gifts

'You've said 'back in the day' one too many times. Just what days are you talking about???'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Mars Poppins

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Can I have a look at the map?

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"I come from the future."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Grandfather Clock

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."