Time Traveler Humor Lover Pillows

'You've said 'back in the day' one too many times. Just what days are you talking about???'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I come from the future."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

Grandfather Clock

Time Management

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"