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Why he always make pictures of him food?

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Physician tending a mummy.

Sundial Time

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"My guess it's guacamole."

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

'And though he died during the hunt, we can only assume that George L Jones would want this new species of butt-faced clown monkey to forever bear his name.'

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Really! A firecracker! Test his nerves! Where do you come up with these stupid ideas?"

'One carry-on!'

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

Amimated illuminated Manuscript

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

"You can count on my unloading the dishwasher in any number of alternate timelines. Now whether it occurs in this one..."

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

Newton discovers surrealism

'I've heard it's the new dance craze from America.'

Jurassic Ark

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

"NOBODY LISTENS ANYMORE."

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Business acquaintances on holiday

First Speeding Fine.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

"Wasn't it follow one star to Bethlehem?"