Time-traveling Epicure T-Shirts

"Not just a wheel, Trog, but a wheel of aged Parmigiano Reggiano!"

The wonderful world of cheese.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Atomic Bear: Part 21

To do before Saturday...

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Holiday Supplies

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

Atomic Bear: Part 13

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

Grimm's Fairytales - Title Page

"Writer's block?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

Atomic Bear: Part 18

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

"It was a really romantic dinner. I cried when he gave me roses. We had lobster and wine. He cried when we got the bill."

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

'So it's decided - we'll put the clocks back 5 years and everything will be fine again.'

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

Paul Bocuse caricature

Time Travel Research Lab

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"