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'Caution! Faulty Space-Time Continuum Next 2 Light Years.'

'Your ignorance of time travel puts me in an awkward position to pay for this voyage.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Historical memory is on life support.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'I'd say it's six of one and one half doxen of the other.'

"Early model of baggage claim"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Dr. Roo.

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Sundial Time

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Time for vacation, time for work.

Danger Slow Sand.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I'm going to prove that Math comes in handy later in life."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."