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'That one always runs fast.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"I told you I wasn't a hunter-gatherer, I'm an accountant."

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

'Look, can I see you today? Tomorrow's not good for me.'

Sand clock and Pyramids

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"This is the third time you've been late for work this week. Do you know what that means?"

"Hi. We're from the future."

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

Sand Of Time

"....And here we are in one of the older parts of the city..."

2012 arrives too soon.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"I'm running late, my Uber driver's car broke down."

"If you could travel back in time and warn Hitler, would you do it?"

"You'll get over him."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Meet the scribe"

Historical memory is on life support.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

The Missing Sock Returns

E=mc2.

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Early model of baggage claim"