Time Jokester Gifts

Skeleton on an out of order escalator.

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

'You use HERBS to help you levitate? - How does THAT work?'

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"I'm very highly strung!"

'If you cut back on children, at least try to eat them before they nibble on your house.'

First Speeding Fine.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'Sorry I'm late. I woke up on my back, and you know how turtles are.'

It's a Four Seasons sleeping bag.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Tender and Juicy.'

"It's a brovella about my life in the frat. But if it's longer than two hundred pages it becomes a brahvel."

"I'm sorry, but the flight of the bumblebees has been cancelled."

'You sound like a bunch of cats! The growl has to be deeper and the barks crisper. Okay, let's take it again from the first howl.'

Serpent Instrument player

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

'Good morning, 'DICTIONARIES' department for, like, Similes.'

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'If Michelangelo Was a Cartoonist.'

"An olive or a twist?"