Tidiness Enthusiast Turned Chill Gifts

"I used to be incredibly neat, but now I'm unfazed by the occasional stray sock."

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Raptures

Dogs shaving

Ironing day.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

Spring Cleaning

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

'That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said to clean your room.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'I've organised the bathroom.'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.