Three-star Tourist Gifts

'When you said this was a three star hotel, I didn't expect to see them through a hole in the roof!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'...Do not feed the bears'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Easter Island Rock Climber

Touring Holidays - On the P***

Portalouvre

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

Bashful Royal Guard

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Nelson.

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"It's okay, but I wouldn't say it's idyllic!"

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

Soldier With Mouse Ears.