Thoughtful Dinner Guest Gifts

Dining Alone

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Looking tasty

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

Spinach Dating.

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Chick in noodle soup.

'You wished to see the house red?'

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"And another thing. I know how to pick out a decent cantaloupe."

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

Your dinner is in the coven.

"No! I'm NOT pregnant. I just ate dinner..."

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."