Thoughtful Dinner Guest Gifts

Dining Alone

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Before we begin, I think you should all know that I once smoked a reefer in 1935."

Looking tasty

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

Chick in noodle soup.

'We were made for each other...we hate the same TV shows.'

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

“Here’s to the 240 bucks we’re paying the sitter.”

"I think he should cut a deal and invite Paula Jones to join NATO."

Spinach Dating.

'Romano, Romano, wherefore art thou Romano?'

'You wished to see the house red?'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

'I don't believe in astrology. I think that's because I'm a Leo.'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"And another thing. I know how to pick out a decent cantaloupe."

'I must warn you our food isn't as good as you would find in a garbage can.'

"Come on now. It's not that bad. We never even had Paris."

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

Your dinner is in the coven.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"As my late husband, here, used to say...."

'Mutter mutter...I was talking to my broccoli.'

'I've got to go - we're having the zebras for dinner.'

'My little boy broke my violin.'

"Did I tell you that I'm seeing a chiropractor?" "That's great. Is it helping your back?" "Are you kidding, my back is killing me. We see each other every night."