Thoughtful Boozer Gifts

'Thinker's drinker.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Shaken not stirred

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."

Wine of the Day Club

Join me in a Caiprinha!

In case of falling markets break glass.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

The drinker.

Stag night high jinks.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

'You drink like a fish.'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Fallen Angel.

'You've had enough!'

'Dauber Micawber'