Reformed Boozer Gifts

'The best thing for you, is to give up booze and smoking.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Shaken not stirred

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Punch Drunk

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Wine of the Day Club

Join me in a Caiprinha!

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Don't worry about the economy, dear. We'll always live large."

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

"They weren't doing a two for one on moisturisers, low fat yogurt or muesli then!!"

Stag night high jinks.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

Fallen Angel.

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'Dauber Micawber'