Brewsy Boozy Gifts

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

We'll have Manhattans...

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

'We'll take it!'

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Surreal ale

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

Join me in a Caiprinha!

Wine of the Day Club

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

In case of falling markets break glass.

Punch Drunk

My first mistake.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Australian Mobile Bar

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Stag night high jinks.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'