Brewsy Boozy Mugs

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Shaken not stirred

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'We'll take it!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Surreal ale

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

"Where do you see yourself five beers from now?"

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

Wine of the Day Club

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Punch Drunk

Join me in a Caiprinha!

In case of falling markets break glass.

My first mistake.

Australian Mobile Bar

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

'Remind me: are we on our way to the pub or coming home from the pub?'

'. . .and now, Ladies an' Gennelmen, my next song - Thresh an 'ol Nill by the Shtream (hic!). . .'

Stag night high jinks.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'