Thorny Humor Explorer Gifts

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Cat Yelp.

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

Man caught in fishing lines

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

Norman Mailer

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

'What a beautiful landscape!'

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