Thorny Humor Explorer Gifts

"I'm brambling. It's like rambling but much more dangerous."

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

'What? When you cross a bloodsucker with a pair of antlers? A moose-quito!'

'Have you done any stand-up?'

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Cat Yelp.

Man caught in fishing lines

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

'What a beautiful landscape!'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 4.

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"