Grim Humor Explorer Gifts

"O.K., I'll talk."

'What's the matter... you're not grim here?'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Due to recent staff cut-backs and consolidations, I'll be handling your death AND your taxes this year!'

"Someone to see you!"

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"Hey. When I want your help, I'll ask for it."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

Delta and Omicron Race

Clown looks nervously at Grim Reaper eating a banana next to him.

Lady to tombstone: 'Sam, I invested all of your money in an IPO last week ... we're millionaires!'

"I recommend the mushrooms."

"It looks like they're getting tougher, honey."

Larry's Lawnmower Service. Relax, he comes in every spring to get his blade sharpened.

Covid Boarding Pass

"Stop pestering me. Dating you is the last thing I'd do."

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"If we want to get across our warnings about the dire consequences of not saving for a future then we need powerful dramatic message!"

'You wanted a second opinion?'

"That wasn't very funny!"

"You took your time!"

'Thanks for all your hard work.'

The Last Powerpoint

Death awaits the last leaf of Autumn with a rake.

"That dead thing in the corner looks good."

"Sweet."

"Let 'em say what they will about you guys...you're the only dudes I can always count on to be there for me."

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

"Thank you for coming and thank you for your understanding that I work from home during these times."

Grim Warning

America's really racking up those frequent dier miles.

'A hearse! a hearse! my kingdom for a hearse!'

"Hey! I knew I could depend on you two!"