Thinkers Of Contradictions Gifts

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"No aliens"

Burning the Other

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

New Capitalism

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

"Just junk mail."

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Atheist's Rule Ok.

"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'