Thinkers Of Contradictions Pillows

'But what if you're a masochist...?'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Protest

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'The fourth quarter was no walk in the park. Especially for those who count on us to walk in the park.'

'Harrison, going against your better judgement has made us a lot of money...'

"Dont believe anything those guys have told you. None of it. It's all B.S."

60 minutes I.Q. test - pick the counterfeit.

"It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full if you have a case."

"No aliens"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"What if my bliss happens to be suing people?"

New Capitalism

Guru Shifted Thinking

"Don't you shush us, mister! We're famous consultants!"

"Just junk mail."

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Speaker and crowd 'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I used to be a 'nut', but since I made millions in the market, I'm a 'contrarian'.'

Atheist's Rule Ok.

Ostrich in an hourglass puts its head in the ground.

"My door is always open, Truscot, so don't go near it!"

'When you said you're a contrarian, I just assumed you meant your investment style, Mr. Kobenz.'

"On the other hand, he's really good on infrastructure and tax reform."

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'Please welcome our first speaker who will discuss 'The Challenges of Globalisation'.'

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'