Therapy Session Survivalist Gifts

Syntactically Challenged Anonymous

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Yes, I'm alone."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'I wish we'd never invented talking — nagging was so much easier to take in sign language.'

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

'I told you he had a temper.'

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"I really hate sales meetings"