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Syntactically Challenged Anonymous

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"What do you want to talk about first...the kleptomania or the hoarding?"

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Arf! Arf!'

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'In an effort to make this sales meeting more pleasant, I have taken the liberty of rotating our sales graph counter clockwise a full ninety degrees,'

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"Hell: The Airport"

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'I wish we'd never invented talking — nagging was so much easier to take in sign language.'

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Island and man

'Thanks for making it guys. Come on in and pull up a chair.' A square hole in an office floor where chairs can be pulled up from

'I told you he had a temper.'

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

'I'm afraid turn out isn't as high as we'd expected...three of them misheard the date, five got the time wrong and everyone from marketing went to a hotel in Norwich by mistake.'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'