Therapy Session Tactician Gifts

My therapist says I should take up basket making as a pastime!

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

'I'll never forget you, Vince -- My therapist says it would be counterproductive to try.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

The Use of Cavalry

"Do you feel you were loved as a tadpole?"

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'I told you he had a temper.'

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Adolescence can be a very trying time, Mr. Alcorn."

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

"Tell me..How do you feel about being abducted?"

'The only reason she keeps me is to rub out her bed wrinkles.'

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!