Therapy Session Comic Lover Pillows

"Just keep quiet and listen to what we have to say."

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

'...and when the wolves moved house I was adopted by beetles.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Tell me why you think people are out to get you."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

"If you see this as motherly advice, we have a whole new subject to explore."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"Teach me not to care."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'We're like one big family tree... that's why everyone is in therapy.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Psychiatrist: Mind over matter filing trays.

"Why do you feel like you're lost?"

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

'Life's little wonders are too big for me.'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

"This obsession of yours about becoming a car mechanic..."

Sardine psychologist.

Can I take your disorder?

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"You dawdle, daydream. You make lists of things to do but can't get started. You seem to be restricted from doing what you know you should be doing. These problems will dissolve when you read Chapter Ten of my new book, at eight dollars and ninety-five cents."

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."