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'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'

Robotic Man

The Thought Process.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Connected to Technology.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Lucky Guess."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

Information Tightrope.

Entomology Reference

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'