Theory-to-practice Explorer T-Shirts

'If only making the perfect soft-boiled egg was as easy in practice as in theory.'

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

The Thought Process.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Connected to Technology.

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Rodin's Thinker.

Early Programmers.

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Psychiatry. I got in touch with my inner child, and now I'm going broke buying video games!

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

"Lucky Guess."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

Information Tightrope.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Entomology Reference

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."