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"Have you tried St. John's Wort?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Self help acupuncture

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"All I take anymore is mushrooms for my anxiety, ketamine for my depression, and ibuprofen for the goblins constantly eating my feet."

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

'I feel like such a failure: They have to process my milk to make it low-fat...'

'Look at the bright side -- having a business fail when you're thirty is great preparation for your Midlife Crisis.'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'A mother complex! Are you sure?'

"How much is this going to cost me?"

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"Apparently you're a bi-polar bear."

"You have to remember you're not responsible for other people's happiness."

"I know it seems cruel, but it's the only way for him to get rid of that silly technophobia."

'Now we'll have to explain it to the press. Remember - keep it superficial.'

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'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."

"You want proof? There's your proof."

"CBD… oil… CBD… oil…"

Chemistry Improv Theater

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

"There's only so much bat-mansplaining a girl can take."

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Clinical Trails. . . Prevention . . . Detection. . . Diagnosis. . . Treatment.

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

'I can't wait for a generic version of eyes of newts to come out.'