Theatrical Genius Gifts

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

Sid Sinatra.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Shampoo.

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Proust of Twitter

"What the hell took so long?"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

A pretention of playwrights

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Scarpia's Palace

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

Friedrich Schiller

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Koko pleads with the Mikado