Theatrical Genius Prints

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Shampoo.

Shakespeare was bisexual

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

The Proust of Twitter

"What the hell took so long?"

"Baldo, you're a very good artist! You should put your talent to use."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist and Musician

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"The robots have become self-aware and self-loathing. Now all they do is write novels."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

A pretention of playwrights

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Scarpia's Palace

"Welcome to Sugar Free Farm! The reality show, where celebs go cold turkey on their sugar addictions for two weeks."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

Sign in doctors office - Malpractice Makes Perfect.

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Friedrich Schiller

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Employee dressed in elaborate Tudor-era costume. Colleague says: "It's DOWN. Dress DOWN Friday."

Koko pleads with the Mikado