Theatre Cynic Gifts

Spoil your theatre cynic with our collection of clever and funny gifts that poke fun at the theatre world. From mugs to prints, find the ideal piece that captures their sharp wit and love for drama’s behind-the-scenes antics. These thoughtful, humorous items make great gifts for anyone who appreciates the magic of the theatre mixed with just a hint of sarcasm.

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"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'" mockup

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

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'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?' mockup

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

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Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?' mockup

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

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"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it." mockup

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

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"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..." mockup

"That script of yours - I've never read such a load of cliched second-rate crap...It'll make us rich..."

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'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.' mockup

'You're King Kong? You look bigger in the movies.'

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Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do! mockup

Federal Bureau of Do As We Say, NOT As We Do!

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Obama builds own gallows.

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"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

"I'm doing a Kickstopper project!" "What?" "I was going to write a book... but do we really need another book in this world? So... Kickstopper—people donate money to stop me from writing. I won't write it so I'll never ask you to read it. I'd pay money to not read your book. Thanks." "You're welcome." "I'm also starting projects to not start a band, not write poetry and not tell you about my dreams."

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'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.' mockup

'Here - The Royal Safety Council said you have to wear this.'

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"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful." mockup

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

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"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too." mockup

"And in this section it appears that you have not only alienated voters but actually infected them, too."

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"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah." mockup

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

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'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?' mockup

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

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"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie." mockup

"I didn't like the stamp, I didn't like the opera, and I don't like the movie."

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'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.' mockup

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

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Old Rope

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'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?' mockup

'These are fine, but what's in it for me?'

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'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....' mockup

'The following program may not be suitable for those of you who are sick and tired of politics....'

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If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . . mockup

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

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"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion." mockup

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

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Mail & Political lies.

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The Sequel is Coming

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'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today. mockup

'Against Joie De Vivre': Meet the author today.

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"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!" mockup

"...nineteen, twenty. Ready or not, here I come!"

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National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.' mockup

National Sarcasm Awareness: 'Thanks! Like that's really going to help.'

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'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!' mockup

'Don't tell me about the basic goodness of children - as soon as there were two, Cain killed Abel!'

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Spaced-based Weapons We Need Today mockup

Spaced-based Weapons We Need Today

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"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!" mockup

"I graduated from film school,but you don't see me trying to make movies!"

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Damn, cell phone!

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Theatre Cynic Gifts Collection

Theatre Cynic Mugs

Explore our range of theatre cynic mugs, full of witty quotes and humorous designs that make every coffee break a comedy. Click here for more fun options.

Theatre Cynic Pillows

Our theatre cynic pillows add humor to any lounge or bedroom. Discover designs that combine comfort with a sharp sense of humor.

Theatre Cynic Prints

Bring their love of theatre and wit into their space with our curated prints. Perfect for framing and gift-giving—explore now.

Theatre Cynic T-Shirts

Find T-shirts that celebrate the theatre cynic’s unique perspective. Witty, sarcastic, and perfect for casual wear—click to see the full collection.