The 24/7 Worker Gifts

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Working hours.

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Time Out For Teddy

"Don't open me, you fool!"

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

Do not feed the clerks.

"What time is it mentally?"

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

International House of Paperwork

State of Work...State of Marriage

'Oh come on, we all have our crosses to bear.'

"I'm binge working tonight."