The 24/7 Worker Pillows

"Look I'm half way through a meeting, this better be bloody important!"

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Working hours.

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Time Out For Teddy

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

'This new 4570mhz system with super high-speed dsl internet connection will allow you to work 50% harder and I'll be able to keep in touch with you from my yacht.'

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

"What time is it mentally?"

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Do not feed the clerks.

International House of Paperwork

"I hate doing appraisals, it involves thinking about them."

State of Work...State of Marriage

"I'm binge working tonight."

"Lunchward ho!"