Thanksgiving Planner Gifts

Turkey in disguise.

Thanksgiving: 'What did I want to do now?'

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

'Sorry, ran out. Soon as I opened the door, they all ran like hell.'

"This may take a while, Lord."

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence down and set free the first turkey he sees."

"I smell cranberries."

Turkey Decoy

"I'm surprised Tofurkey isn't more popular. It tastes nothing like turkey."

"Really? Kind of big for a cigar cutter, isn't it?"

A Turkey kicks a red wine bottle

"What a nightmare! I dreamt I was given a choice of being roasted or deep fried!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"When I dropped that fruit basket in the store last week...nobody thought THAT was so pretty!"

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

Madam Zaza sees your future.

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

Just 4 Chopping Days Until Thanksgiving.

"I'm sorry Mr. Gobble, but I can't sell you a shotgun!"

'One turkey ate the other turkey.'

'So, Fathead, you gonna buy me or not?! Come on, Bozo, make up your mind!'

"And then what?"

"Fortunately for the turkeys, Frank never really got the hang of hunting."

Santa Claus's Mail

Airlines

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Mr. Punch in Venice