Thanksgiving Dinner Planner Gifts

Thoughts of Fall

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

The ecumenical dinner party.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"I smell cranberries."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

Turkey Decoy

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Me, Alice and God

Catering for a large family.