Thanksgiving Dinner Planner Gifts

Thoughts of Fall

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

The ecumenical dinner party.

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

"This one is perfect for Thanksgiving. It comes prestained in cranberry sauce, gravy and pumpkin pie."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Hold it...I've go a reprieve from the Governor!'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"I smell cranberries."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"I'll repeat the question! Does this axe belong to you?"

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

Me, Alice and God

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

Turkeys and Thanksgiving - Last Words.

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

Catering for a large family.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"