Thanksgiving Planning Gifts

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Santa Claus's Mail

"First class, or with children?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Pumpkin patch

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Fight or Flight

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...