Thanksgiving Planning Pillows

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Tartine

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Come dine with me!

Grace For Flies

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Santa Claus's Mail

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"First class, or with children?"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Pumpkin patch

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Fight or Flight

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'