Thanksgiving Dinner Preparation Gifts

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Turkey Autopsy

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Santa's wash day.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

The other days of the year...

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Everything for a buck.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Don't even think about it."

Home for the Holidays

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I smell cranberries."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

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"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.